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  I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...

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• 4:54, are you 516? ;-)

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 6:18pm

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• Ohhh the things we can show you....

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 4:42pm

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• in my opinion, 516 sends the funniest texts.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 4:54pm

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• Once you go grey, you never stray...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 6:57pm

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• GILF!!!!-

  Submitted by baller21 on Jul 10, 10 at 6:52pm

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• Rep that 516 son!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 10:00pm

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• i thought i was a sick fuck... i.e id let a fat midget blow me just so i could tell my friends and laugh about it... but idk if a 70 year old would be the best idea.. what if she dies? i mean imagine telling the police...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 12:15pm

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• ha ha ha! this is so great! I'm in love with that guy

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 6:45pm

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• Makes me proud to be from Levittown.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 5:58pm

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• I dont mind a super-cougar now and then

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 2:32am

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• -gigglesnort- ohhh, i love awkward silences

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 6:28pm

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• YES< AND I BET I KNOW WHO THAT IS,,, CAUSEE THERE CANT BE TOO MANY YOUNGER GUYS CHEATING on their wives with a 70 year old,,,, and this guy my husband knows,, was.. or,, is it just nassau county!! (well, the women here are exemplary examples of well groomed and in shape women:)

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 9:11pm

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• Actually, 70 year old women can't do too much and are willing to do surprisingly little.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 10:51pm

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• ha thats great stuff

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 7:47pm

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• do you mean 22 and 70 "year old"? i'm confused.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 4:38pm

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• was this at a WSOP event, or just a random game?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 7:47pm

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• Was the 22 year old named Tucker max

  Submitted by smithersrh on Jul 6, 10 at 4:44pm

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• This confusing, to meaning.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 6:30pm

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• omg that is the funniest fucking thing I have ever read! the only thing that would have made it better for me is if I were at that table! so fucking funny!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 6:38pm

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• That 22 year old is the man. Way to shut em up.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 6:21pm

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• lol I love Long Island's texts...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 8:35am

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• I would of stood üp åñd śtàrtęd ćłápįńg

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 9:34pm

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• lololololo the table's quiet haha

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 6:39pm

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• This guys MY hero!!

  Submitted by dimebonics on Jun 22, 10 at 7:17am

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