it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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