There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Just puked most of my soul out..
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