clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I intend to get homeless drunk
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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