I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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