can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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