Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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