I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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