I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
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