3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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