I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
We got so high we made milksteak
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
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