Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Randomize
