Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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