When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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