After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
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