Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize
