Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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