why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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