Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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