man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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