Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
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go home
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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