So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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