He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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