I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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