That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
And then the night went full on bisexual.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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