And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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