I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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