Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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