Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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