I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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