It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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