it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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