So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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