You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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