big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
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