You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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