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you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
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