mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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