Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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