Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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