I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
Randomize
