giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
There's always time for handjobs
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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