I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Randomize
