I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Need sex. Gaining weight.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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