I feel like abortions should bother me more
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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