I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
Randomize
