Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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