Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
