wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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