Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
Randomize
