you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Randomize
