why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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