Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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